The Dumbest Things That Women Say!

Hello everybody and welcome to "The Dumbest Things That Women Say!". I'm your host: Lee Cooper, and in this segment we'll be discussing The Dumbest Things That Women Say Before Sex. I hope to make this a long series (until I'm sick of the subject matter or end up getting banned for sexism).

Segment Number One: The Dumbest Things That Women Say Before Sex!

ME
Our first guest is Todd. An average blue collar man, just grinding his work load.

TODD
That's right Lee.

ME
Tell us about your story!

TODD
(annoyingly long rant)

ME
So, you find her alone at the bar. She doesn't look particularly thrilled to be talking to you. She must be shy. You work your usual routine and in no time she's in the back of your rental car...

TODD
Yes!

Here's a depiction of what happened, along with the Woman's hilarious quotes!

WOMAN
Please stop!

TODD
(Silence)

WOMAN
Don't do this!

TODD
(Silence)

WOMAN
I'll give you my wallet, anything! Just please! PLEASE STOP!

TODD
(Laughter)

WOMAN
(Crying)

TODD
I'm sending this in to The "Dumbest Things That Women Say!"

END.

ME
And now you're here Todd!

TODD
Yeah, I am!

ME
Todd, you win a flatscreen TV for being awesome!

TODD
No Lee, you win a flatscreen TV!

ME
Ok fine, I'll take the TV but you can watch the game with me tonight! Bring some "women" (laughter)!

TODD
(Laughter)