I avoid manual labor like police did Harlem. I hate working, and I especially hate working hard. Which is why I developed the following method: I don't work. That's right. I have a job, sure. Who doesn't these days? I see kids working at the grocery store, girls hookin' corners, teenage criminals; everyone is making a living. But, me? I'm just sitting in an office, bored as can be just writing this blog, pretending to work.
I think the message I'm trying to convey is that college is important. Well, that and sucking co- shit, my boss is coming!
