As a child, I never felt comfortable playing imaginary games with nonexistent characters. You shouldn't invent friends just because you don't have any. If real people don't want to be your friend, it might have something to do with you talking to yourself all the time.
You can pretend that the frozen meal your mother forces you to eat before bedtime is a steak, but that doesn't make it a steak. You can wish whatever you want, it probably won't come true. It's nice to believe, sure. You can wish to take flight with a paper plane from a 10 story building. I guarantee the results are a sad 10 O'Clock news coverage and an RIP Myspace.
But don't let that stop you from making imaginary friends...
My Name Is Lee...
Send me your thoughts: leecooper@1guy0job.com
My name is Lee and I'm an asshole. I'm opinionated, hateful, shallow and superficial. I'm judgmental, arrogant and sometimes obnoxiously observant of others flaws. I'm not perfect, I'm just confident. If you disagree with any of my views, you are wrong. If you think anything I post here on this website is childish, immature or offensive, you are wrong. If you think you are better than me because you drive a better car or have sex with multiple partners, you are wrong. I'm the best.
PS: Littering is fun.
My name is Lee and I'm an asshole. I'm opinionated, hateful, shallow and superficial. I'm judgmental, arrogant and sometimes obnoxiously observant of others flaws. I'm not perfect, I'm just confident. If you disagree with any of my views, you are wrong. If you think anything I post here on this website is childish, immature or offensive, you are wrong. If you think you are better than me because you drive a better car or have sex with multiple partners, you are wrong. I'm the best.
PS: Littering is fun.
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