I love the United States, don't get me wrong with this banter. I love the obese children running through the buffet line, picking at every deep fried delicacy with their chubby little sausage link fingers. I love the homeless people you nearly trip over while jogging, and I love the childless old men that frequent public parks. I love just about everything in the United States, including the almost nonexistent culture. But, sometimes I just want to throw myself off of a 10 story building in hopes that I land on a politician. To avoid political debates (with my luck, every person that reads my blog from this day on will be a democrat) I will sum my entire argument in to one short sentence. Fuck the United States Government.
Forget the jaded health care system which is corrupt beyond repair. And let's toss aside the teen pregnancies, extremely high unemployment rate and blatant disregard of the freedom of speech. I'll even exclude the fact that we have to pay taxes on vehicles we own via registration each year. But, what really bothers me is that every corner in the United States has a Chinese Restaurant, or bistro. Every corner is riddled with fast food joints, nasty gas station hot dog stands and people selling barbecue sandwiches from the trunk of their Ford Pinto. Sometimes I find myself puzzled in this revolving door of decision making. Oh well, I guess I'll just have a burger.
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