Ready, set, hangover...

Just woke up. Wow. I feel like there's a stampede of angry genetically mutated female rhinoceroses masturbating with giant vibrators in my head. Oh well, isn't that what a birthday is about? If I could catalog everything I drank last night, I'd need this entire post. Either way, I took some pictures/videos of the night, and I shall share as soon as I transfer them to my PC from the phone. (I'm on my phone).