Define "Epic".

My gear is purple.

Throughout my online career, I've always been against blogs. My comfort zone would have shattered at the prospect of a blog. I couldn't handle the pressure of updating a source with material nobody really cares about. Yet, here I am. I can't promise it'll be interesting, and I can't promise it'll be a stimulating experience, however, I can promise that I will arrogantly exclaim about my daily conquests (whether mundane and tedious or of epic proportions), and post my close-minded, sometimes illogical opinions. But mostly I'll be posting random nonsense I try to pass off as literature for you monkeys to read, so keep hitting the cymbals and dance to the tune of my awesomeness (which happens to be "Hey Jude" by the Beatles).